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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

bubonickitten:

thejourneytonirvana:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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this post had me in tears

one time a science teacher in my middle school tried to say “sit down” and “shut up” at the same down and instead ended up just yelling “SHIT” at the class

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
-Dan Howell (via bl-ossomed)

thestarsthatshined:

I JUST WANNA MEET TAYLOR SWIFT AND HUG HER AND CRY AND THEN I WILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IT IS THAT SIMPLE

toastyhat:

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

^Bless this

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misandryad:

raise your boys so that they understand no means no, raise your boys so they realize that women are people and not either a matron or a whore, raise your boys and punish them when they do something that a girl doesnt like, if your son is pulling pigtails don’t laugh its bullying. its not cute its not adorable, its bullying. raise your goddamn boys so that they treat women like people and not fuck machines they can stick kindness coins into